Back when Rosie O'Donnell had her morning show, before she was out, my mother used to say that Rosie discussed crush on Tom Cruise because they were both in "the glass closet."

Turns out that my mom was right on the money about O'Donnell. Rumors about Cruise's sexual preference are almost synonymous with his name. His overkill of his very public profession of his love for Katie Holmes only fueled them, leading people to hypothesize that she's his beard. Last night on the Tonight Show, he talked about how he might like to do a Broadway musical, then sang a bit of Elvis for Jay Leno. As Wendy Williams would say, "How you doin'?" Clip above.