You know what must get old? Telling people you work at a condom factory and then having to hear some variation on some lame joke you've probably heard a million times. Otherwise, the rubber trade looks awesome! At least according to this "How Condoms Are Made" factory video. Yes, assembly-line footage by its nature is always kind of mesmerizing, but there's something particularly... beautiful about the prophylactic process, which appears to involve a lot of tempering and liquids and a reassuring number of computers monitoring levels of stuff. Seriously, you'll never look at a Trojan the same way. Oh yeah, advisory: Not remotely sexy. [Feminist Law Professors]