U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald — heretofore best known for pursuing the charges in the outing of Valerie Plame and inspiring the term "Fitzmas" with his indictment of Scooter Libby — inspired a little more in me today with his all-American righteous outrage and bitten words when describing the charges against Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Check out this "angry" mashup and watch as he practically steams behind the podium, saying that Blagojevich's conduct would make Lincoln "roll over in his grave". Fitzgerald + "rolling over" = my female fantasy.