This is the time of year for gift guides! What to buy your mom! And your fashionista friend! And your crush! For under $50! You've probably got a lot of good suggestions, so here's something else: The Ultimate Bad Gift Guide. Our guide is composed of terrible gifts we have actually given and received through the years. Part 1: Gifts Not To Get The Family! (And we'll add any particularly egregious gifts of yours to future installments!)

Picture of Yourself

Gift Certificate For "Meal With Me, On You"

Salad Spinner

Unsolicited Gym Membership


Book of Limericks

Things People Are Allergic To

Uncut Sheet Of $1 Bills