Best Comment of the Day, in response to The C-Word: "Great, now even Google won't help guys find the damned thing." We say: maybe they can still search for it on Google Maps. • Worst, in response to This Week In Tabloids: Jolie's Joyous, Heidi's Hitched, Britney's Bulimic: "who the hell are they? what do they do and in what?" We say: Heidi and Spencer are the most important meta-celebrities of our time. Learn the culture!

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