The Facts of Life has finally achieved the highest in lowbrow pop-cultural significance: It's been parodied for a porno. The Dirty Facts of Life (natch), to be released on DVD on November 18, is about the relationship between the Eastwood girls and their lesbian housemother "Mrs. Garris," who at first resists the girls' advances but then eventually "in the end everyone wins in a triumphant orgy." Finally, Jo gets satisfied! [Village Voice]