Anna Leventhal from Shameless has written an open letter to the manufacturers of Stayfree menstrual pads about those little moist towelettes that menstrual pad companies include with their pads. Anna takes issue with the Febreze-like aroma these wipes have and instead suggests Stayfree offer a Clive Owen smell for women to scent their nether-regions with. Well, we know one way to get our genitals smelling like Clive Owen, but it would require him to be consenting to certain, uh, activities. [Shameless]