On last night's episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dee, who had recently watched Sex and the City: The Movie, decided that she wanted to escape the beer and stank of Paddy's Pub to live the fantasy lifestyle of drinking Cosmos with girlfriends in swanky bars while wearing expensive shoes. The only problem is that she has no girlfriends, no money for expensive clothes or restaurants, and she's actually a size 13 shoe, so they don't even make Manolos that fit her. She managed to convince her friend from drama school, Artemis, and the waitress from the coffee shop — who is in AA — to go out for drinks with her. The waitress ended up falling off the wagon, and Dee ended up falling in the middle of the street while trying to shoplift a pair of shoes about four sizes too small. Clip above.