Howard Stern, the self-proclaimed "King of All Media", was married to his long-time fiance Beth Ostrosky last night in a star-studded ceremony at Le Cirque in New York City. A wacky array of celebrities, ranging from Joan Rivers to Artie Lange to John Stamos, were on hand to view the ceremony, including the reading of the vows, which was done by Mr. Kelly Ripa himself, Mark Consuelos. The cake featured a replica of the couple's bulldog, Bianca, which is equal parts kooky and rad. Ostrosky has never been married before; this is the second marriage for Howard Stern. "What we have is true love," Howard has been quoted as saying. He then made some fart noises and implored the audience to help a stripper get the fake boobs she's always wanted. Okay, not really. But still: congratulations, you crazy kids. Best of luck to you both. [US Magazine]