We owe one to the trusty tipster who directed out attention to the this curiously-named blouse from Top Shop. We're more than willing to allow for differences in word usage (two countries separated by a common language and all that), but working with what we've got, our Yankee asses can't for the life of us figure out what a machine-washable purple "cap sleeve V front frill neck with button detail. and back ties" has to do with either cigarettes, bundles of sticks, or casual homophobia. British Belles? Dressmakers? Anyone? By the way, only the purple version has this name. [Top Shop]