For those of you not allured by the distinctly grayish-purple hue imparted to the teeth by a fine โ€” or, in our case, cheap โ€” Cotes de Rhone, enter the Wine Wipe, a compact filled with wet naps that for some reason are scented with orange blossom. And, no, they don't conflict with the nose of that $7 Yellow Tail. [Serious Eats]