US Magazine's quiz "Guess the Celeb Cabbage Patch Doll!" is complete bullshit. Because all Cabbage Patch dolls essentially look like fetal pigs, the dolls have been tricked out with all kinds of super-obvious props and set-pieces to make the "resemblances" clear. The Bush doll is wearing a friggin' Bush button! Okay, maybe we got Nick Lachey wrong. But only because his inclusion is baffling. Well played, sirs.[US]