Does anyone else feel like it's gotten to the point where "tinted moisturizer" is basically just "foundation" peddled under the same assumption that is supposed to lead me to believe my jean size is two? Yes that is a rhetorical question. But seriously, why is every skin-deuglifying treatment at Sephora these days suddenly either a "foundation alternative" or a "foundation faker" or some sort of $95 flesh-colored macrobiotic mineral-based non-toxic oxygen derivative? Who buys into this shit? (Ha ha also a rhetorical question.)