Some child advocacy groups are freaking out over this French ad for Orangina because the commercial depicts "a love story between a doe and a bear, with a finale of shots of Orangina bottles exploding between the thighs of zebras and squirting on to the breasts of other animals." I watched the ad, and let me tell you, the creepiest part is that the doe has breasts. It's like a hot human lady with a deer head, and I can't believe that it represents anyone's sexual fantasy, even some pervy French dude. Anyway, apparently the Advertising Standards Agency in France has received almost 150 complaints about the ad, which was "based around the idea of 'pulpeuse', which in French means both "containing pulp" and also 'voluptuous' or 'sexy.'" Again: zebras with boobs are not sexy. [Telegraph]