Just when you thought that armpit hate was the last sad word in body insecurity, here's a hot new surgery: Shoulder liposuction. "Surgeons in New York have reported a rise in the number of women undergoing shoulder liposuction in the hope of looking like slender stars such as Keira Knightley and Madonna," reports the Daily Mail. Ladies want skinny shoulders and protruding clavicles, but they have to be skinny already. Says New York plastic surgeon Dr. Steinbrech: "This procedure is for people who are usually already in great shape and are very trim. They maybe go to the gym three or five days a week but there are a few areas that the gym can't reach, such as their shoulders, knees and ankles. It is not a procedure I perform on obese women." Nice to know you have some limits, sir. [Daily Mail]