Best Comment of the Day, in response to Slightest Touch: "Sounds like it would be cheaper just to hook up with an ex-boyfriend and stick my finger in the electric socket." We say: that's what we call "Thursday" around these parts. • Worst, in response to Suri Cruise Cannot Hear Us Now: "Katie looks bad there. I usually think she looks sophisticated and glamorous - there she just looks old. We all have our bad days though." We say: that is the quadruple whammy of undermining: insult, followed by faint praise, then back to insult, and topped off with vague excuse. Well played!

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