The August issue of Vogue has a photo shoot titled "Equal Opportunity," ostensibly about putting menswear-inspired items with frilly feminine stuff. The spread, starring Gisele and shot by David Sims, makes ample use of the wind machine. Your eyes will water just thinking of the velocity! And so, inspired by LOLCats, here is another episode of LOLVogue. After the jump: We're in ur magazeen, puttin werdz on ur moddles. (Plus! A contest!)

OMG. OH NOES. THIS MODDLE HAZ NO CAPSHUN. RITE A SUGGESSHUN IN TEH COMMINTZ!!!11!! TEH WINNR GITZ A CHEEZBURGR. SRSLY. Earlier: LOLVogue: All Dat Glitterz Iz Mah Pantz LOL'Vogue': Scarves, Silverware & Scooters LOLVogue: Hungry Moddles & Rorschach Tests French LOLVogue: I Can Has My Close-Up? Mon Dieu! C'est French LOLVogue: Shoulders, Champagne and Cigarettes Bon Joor, C'est Paris LOLVogue Encore! I Can Has Jeetann? C'est LOLVogue En Faux Français LOLVogue: Teh Hare Toss & Teh Bunnee Hop LOLVogue: Carbs, Botox & Pink-Eye LOLVogue: Good Help Is Hard To Find LOLVogue: Superhero Photo Shoot Gets Super Stoopid LOLVogue: Tard Moddles & Bahlinceeyagga LOLVogue: Sheez Over Ayteen, I Sware LOLVogue: Starving Models & Marionettes Related: LOLLost: Srsly, Guiz, Dis Izland Is Weeerd