• Is Madonna actually divorcing Guy Ritchie? And do they actually NOT have a pre-nup??? This site we can't vouch for says she's hired Britain's toughest divorce lawyer — the same one Paul McCartney used to detach himself from Heather Mills. This would be a huge story if it were true! [Holy Moly]
  • Tori Spelling gave birth yesterday! The new kid is named Stella Doreen McDermott. Tori and hubby Dean picked Doreen to honor McDermott's late mother, while "they just like the name Stella." As do we, you guys. As do we. [E!]
  • Anne Hathaway's boyfriend is under investigation. Again. The Follieri Foundation, a charity run by Raffaello Follieri, helps fund vaccines for impoverished children in the Third World. Or does it? The attorney general's office has issued subpoenas for various financial records… [E!]
  • There's a video where Shia LaBeouf calls his friend a faggot so his friend will slap him. Yeah, who knows. [ONTD]
  • Pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson hugging, you know you want to see. [ONTD]
  • Jessica Alba MIGHT sell pictures of her new baby. Or not. [MSNBC]
  • Justin Timberlake and Mike Myers, Alba's Love Guru co-stars, send congrats. Justin adds: "She seems very patient, and I would assume that's what it takes to be a good mother, a good parent for that matter." [People]
  • Just because this woman is beaming and smiling at Eva Longoria's tummy doesn't mean Eva is pregnant, right? Right? [A Socialite's Life]
  • Pregnant Nicole Kidman may be on the cover of Vogue for July. [PopSugar]
  • Looks like Audrina was kicked out of the house she shared with Lauren Conrad. Whether this is for reals or to keep the gossip going while the show is off the air remains to be seen. [E!]
  • The R. Kelly case continues! Yesterday the defense rested after calling 12 witnesses over 2 days. Today: rebuttal from the prosecution. [Yahoo News]
  • As previously reported, Brody Jenner is getting his own MTV series: The network has committed to six episodes of Bromance. Take a moment to wretch. [Reuters]
  • A stuntman died while filming a John Woo movie in Beijing. [Yahoo News]
  • Blake Incarcerated pleads guilty to perverting the course of justice! He faces five years in jail! Wife Amy Winehouse is going to flip the fuck out! Oh, wait. [Mirror]
  • "I've written my own sitcom that's just been picked up by Nickelodeon that I start at Christmas. I'm the star of it. It's a bit like Hannah Montana, but the black version." — Mel "Scary Spice" B. [Mirror]
  • That show Celebrity Circus is effing dangerous: Christopher Knight fractured his forearm; Stacey Dash cracked three ribs; Olympic swimmer Janet Evans fell 15 feet from a trapeze. Guess what? Still not gonna watch! [Page Six]
  • Apparently Gossip Girl star Blake Lively denies she is dating co-star Penn Badgley, but Penn confirms that he is dating Blake. Drama! [Rush & Molloy]
  • "I play a PC only on television. I've used Macs since 1984." — John Hodgman, the dude from the Mac commercials. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Courteney Cox's Dirt, the show about tabloid editors and paparazzi, has not been renewed for a third season. RIP. [ET]
  • Lily Allen and her pink hair are in the U.S., keep an eye out. [Mirror]
  • Sienna Miller has some pajamas she remembers Heath Ledger by. [People]
  • Jerry Hall is selling the dress she married Mick Jagger in: "I hope someone else has more luck with it." [Mirror]
  • Mariah Carey in a bikini and heels, sipping champagne for a photo shoot, aka business as usual. [The Sun]
  • Is the next season the last season of The Simpsons??? [Comedy Central]
  • "Forget about surviving 40 years in the music business. Just surviving 27 years of Nicole Richie has been a struggle-and-a-half, I want to tell you. I stand here as a survivor, I want you to know, for all the parents out there." —Lionel Richie. [Showbuzz]