Wow, that headline really wrote itself! Last night, the First Annual A-List Awards were held at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York. The usual suspects - Full-time Bravo wit Kathy Griffin, "Top" stuff, housewives from various zip codes, Tim Gunn - and, um, seemingly no one else, showed up in uninspiring outfits. It kind of looks like the most awesome time ever. Lackluster red carpet, post-jump.
Nikki Blonsky is adorable and I want this outfit.
Padma, obviously, brings it.
Niki Taylor looks lovely and curvaceous.
I think emcee Kathy Griffin, while not terribly adventurous, looked elegant and confident all evening.
Model Holly Kiser: Has a pretty dress, is a rather narrow woman.
Let's ignore Rachel Zoe's bitch face, shall we? Can we? The gown is great.
Stephanie Bulger (yes, another model) is a candidate for best-dressed (in, granted, a pretty shallow pool.)
It's tragic when dresses are both tacky and boring. Karina Smirnoff's apronish frock achieves this.
As a short woman, I can tell Michelle "Mochi" Camaya that white boots of that height/standing next to the really tall Step it Up and Dance guy who was always making a big point out of being straight, makes one look even shorter.
Hey, remember Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, when Tila Tequila was the most elegant, best-dressed woman there? All's now right with the world.
I don't know why Kara Janx insists on presenting herself as such a sad-sack! She made it really far on PR2!
Self-described "Obama Girl" Amber Lee Ettinger is doubtless really psyched about the nomination.
I assume this is one of Jillian Lewis's own designs; I always find it disquieting when I prefer the stuff PR contestants do in an hour with leaves and garbage to their "real" work.
And you thought you'd make it out of here without hearing either "fierce" or "hot tranny mess?!" Luckily, BrandyWine and Brenda A Go-Go are both!