In honor of the holiday weekend, Jezebel will be publishing on an amended/shortened schedule today (we're off all day Monday). However, we'll still be running our favorite Friday features - Missdemeanors, Fine Lines - in addition to various pictures and posts, so do stay with us until 4:20's 'Pot Psychology'. As for the holiday itself, we wish everyone a safe and enjoyable weekend, and at the risk of sounding, you know, sincere, please do take a moment this weekend to give thanks to the men and women who have given - and are giving - their lives while serving our country.