You're a shoe-in.

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Are you a slob? Do the dishes pile up? Do your knickers lie festering on your bedroom floor? Are you a disgusting pathetic unhygenic waste of space? Never fear - salvation is here in one easy step.

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Always wear shoes

Yup.

Shoes. They're the key, say those proud paragons of Stepford wifery known as Flylady. If you never take your shoes off, your house will be clean and we'll win the global war on terror. And you'll win an Oscar And stuff.

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deathbyoffice

Shoes? And here I thought the key was Valium.