New Week, Same Shit: Pete Doherty Still A Complete Mess

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  • Pete Doherty: arrested for drug possession. Again. [Guardian]
  • In addition, Pete is dating ex-girlfriend Irina Lazareanu — the girl Kate Moss chose to model her Top Shop collection. Ouch! [Daily Mail]
  • Uh, Kate Moss is planning a tribute song for Amy Winehouse? You really can't make this stuff up. [Daily Mail]
  • Donald Trump thinks appearing on his new show, Celebrity Apprentice, would be a positive thing for Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to do. Sure, dude. [Page Six]
  • There is a recording studio at Amy Winehouse's rehab facility. Keep the music coming! [Page Six]
  • Justin Timberlake "will bleep anything," says a source. Good to know! [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which Oscar-winning actor has his friends worried? His career's gone downhill since getting the gold statue and his drinking has increased tenfold. Now, he doesn't even try to hide his public drunkenness or his affairs." Guesses, please! [Page Six]
  • Lindsay Lohan is looking to revive her recording career. Probably a good idea since she can't get insured for a film. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Shar Jackson: Kevin Federline "is a great dad!" Oh cool, is it opposites day? [TMZ]
  • Former Laguna Beach star (and ex-boyfriend of Lauren Conrad) Jason Wahler is being sued by a Department of Transportation officer who was towing his car when Wahler verbally and physically assaulted the officer — using racial epithets. [TMZ]
  • Method Man will be lecturing to New York City high schoolers on the subject of the evils of marijuana. We sooo want to be there. [TMZ]
  • By the way, Joel Madden has asked Nicole Richie to marry him. [TMZ]
  • Kevin Federline added Promises rehab to his list of subpoena recipients. Whatever they have to say is sure to be juicy! [People]
  • Tom Cruise's new movie has injured 11 people, none of whom were Tom Cruise. [Breitbart]
  • Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine on tennis star Maria Sharapova: "She wouldn't make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was." Hey, Adam — could it have been your fault? Maybe you suck in bed? Just saying. [The Sun]

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Trixie from Toronto

It's hard to know who is the bigger douche among all those items: Pete Doherty, Justin Timberlake or Adam Levine. I vote Levine. What kind of pig talks publicly about someone's performance in the sack? I'd be silent too if I found myself in bed with that ferret-faced egomaniac.