British bank Bradford & Bingley has released a survey in which a whopping 22% of married women said "that if they could go back in time they would change their husband." We're sorry to say this, but we know what the problem is. We've boned our fair share of British men, and not only is the sex often mediocre, but afterward they say absurd Anglo things like, "I really fancy you." [Daily Mail]
British men =
"I really fancy you".
"Um. You've got such soft skin. I think".
"D'ya wanna hear me play 'Wonderwall' on the guitar?"
Being a native Brit, I've tried. I've really tried and I've failed, somewhat miserably. I'm very much looking forward to moving to New York next month.
Having said all that, I actually thought 22% was kinda of low.