An observant shopper tipped us off to this T-shirt, inspired by our gal Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina, and her answer to a question about maps. And in case you forgot, here's it is transcribed: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children." [Busted Tees]
For some reason or another, I was WATCHING Miss Teen USA: I tuned in JUST AS she was beginning her answer. Holy Hell. AMAZING. Equally funny: when Miss New Jersey was asked "What skill should teens have that they currently do not posses?" her answer was "Public speaking." Cracked my shit up.