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Let's All Take Acid And Watch The New Prada Movie

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Reader Tanya asked us to look at Trembled Blossoms, the digitally-animated short film on the Prada Web site. And we did! And tripped the fuck out of our minds. The creepy, dreamy, product-pushing visual art tells a mythic story set to delicately bizarre music. See, once upon a time there was a sexual-organ-esque flower. This flower's juicy center was penetrated by a hummingbird, and a little jizz seeped out... (join us as we storyboard and caption our favorite stills after the jump)

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The jizz dropped down to the ground, where it shattered the surface and woke up a sleeping, flat-chested, dead-eyed naked nymph.


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The nymph was approached by some horrifying bugs, but they turned into high-heeled Prada shoes. Just what every newly awakened sylph needs!



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As the nymph struts around in her new shoes, she spots a piece of fruit. When she picks it, the world around her blooms!

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Sashaying through the creeptastic forest, the Nymph is jumped by a Checkered Lesbian Fairy...



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Who clothes her in a perfectly fitted checkered Prada suit and stockings. Just the thing for hiking!



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Night falls and the well-dressed nymph encounters a Faun, not as hot as Tim Curry in Legend, but whatevs.



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The faun urinates a pond. A dragon flies into the pond and turns into a fish. Nymph girl polishes off the fruit she's been carrying and then throws the pit into the hungry fish's mouth. What a bitch!



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The water recedes; the fish has turned into (TA-DAH!) a Prada purse.



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The Faun presents it to the Nymph...



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Who is so fucking psyched to complete her outfit she spins around in circles...



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...Not realizing that the Faun's head has cracked open. He is DYING.



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And by dying I mean turning into a flower with a bulbous center, much like the one in the beginning of the tale.



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The Nymph pulls the sheets of the world around her — but then notices her purse has a bird in it.



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Do all Prada bags come with wildlife? Do the wallets come with moths?

So yeah, the Nymph pulls the covers over her head and...



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...Fin.

Moral of the story: Take hallucinogens before you purchase Prada items, and spray them liberally with Raid.

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Trembled Blossoms [Prada]

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DISCUSSION

stacyinbean

@leMaldeTete: Come back and update on how it was stoned. I can't wait to see if I am more or less frightened.