"[High end prostitutes] enjoy it...They feel like they're not being taken advantage of any longer—they understand the situation, and they don't get their heart broken. It's just like being a mortician: You could just see people that are dead and you don't get involved with them emotionally. Same thing as a working girl! Ha-ha-ha!" — "Jane," a former NYC madam interviewed in this week's New York Observer. [Observer]
Let's put Hooker 101 in as a career choice at our vo-tech schools. Classes would include Basic Stripper Pole technique, Walking on 5" heels, How to Swallow without Puking, Where to Buy Trampy Clothes, and Handling Small, Smelly Penises.