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After This Week, We Never Want To Hear The Words "Manolo" or "Cosmo" Ever Again

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  • Unless you're living in a closet on Mars, you know that the Sex and the City movie premiered today.
  • Slut Machine live blogged it wearing flip flops and eating some skittles. Suck on that, Louboutin wearers.
  • The only part of the Sex and the City franchise that we're not sick of is Pat Field and her fabulous, gay, Payless lifestyle.
  • Tyra Banks revealed her plans for world domination in the New York Times.
  • TyTy sort of looked like a Bratz doll on that Times Mag cover; Bratz are also involved in world domination schemes
  • Instead of casting a black actress in the forthcoming movie Stuck, they decided to get Mena Suvari in cornrows. Sigh.
  • We didn't get cornrows at summer camp. We hated it anyway.
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What? No shout out to Sunsoul, maker of the totally bogus clothing line that cures your skin problems?