Sienna Miller Dumps That Dude

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  • Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans: DUNZO! He was jealous, they were doing the long distance thing, it's over. She did the dumping. [The Sun]
  • "I dyed my hair pink this afternoon in my own bathroom." — Lily Allen, at the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards last night. It looks cute! [E!]
  • Whoops. Lily got so drunk she had to be carried out of the awards by a bouncer. Two words: Open bar. [The Sun]
  • More pix of Lily being carried out: Love the way she clutches her award. [This Is London]
  • "It started out as a tea party and wound up like a women's prison movie. There were shivs out on the table." — Rosie O'Donnell, on The View. [Fox News]
  • Remember Adnan Ghalib, the dude who squired Britney for a spell? He received death threats after attempting to sell a sex tape starring Brit. Oh, and he was stabbed after a video of you-know-who doing a striptease was set to hit the web. "I'm taking a break from the industry and keeping a low profile," he says. Good idea. [The Sun]
  • Josh Waring, son of The Real Housewives of Orange County star Lauri Waring: Arrested in front of a Comfort Inn in Laguna Beach Sunday night for possession of heroin and ecstasy and intent to sell. You stay classy, OC! [TMZ]
  • It's been five days since Entertainment Tonight reported that Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins. No retraction has aired. Someone is in deep denial. [NY Times]
  • Sarah Larson is "moving forward" after breaking up with George Clooney. Which other way is there to go? [People]
  • Jay Leno will attend a gay marriage celebration and rally today in West Hollywood. Cool! But what about when he asked Ryan Phillippe to make his "gayest face"? That wasn't cool. [E!]
  • Hulk Hogan's son Nick will remain in solitary confinement, despite a motion filed by his lawyers calling the imprisonment "cruel and unusual punishment."
  • Ed McMahon's home is on the verge of foreclosure? He needs the Prize Patrol! [AP]
  • Robert De Niro may have to dismantle the penthouse on top of his new Tribeca hotel, boo. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Lezebel plots on Gossip Girl? "All the guys and girls have already hooked up with each other," Nicole Fiscella (Isabel) says. "There's nowhere left to go!" [Rush & Molloy]
  • Perez Hilton vs. Samantha Ronson: Advantage Perez. For the second time in seven months, a judge has thrown out Sam's libel lawsuit against the blogger. [E!]
  • BTW, Perez wants to do "whatever it takes" to save the music industry. [AdAge]
  • RIP actor Mel Ferrer — who also produced and directed movies starring then-wife Audrey Hepburn. [USA Today]
  • Sean Levert's widow has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the officials who held him in jail when he fell ill. [Yahoo News]
  • George Lucas's daughter Amanda does MMA! You know, mixed martial arts? Like UFC? Anyone? [Perez Hilton]
  • Christie Brinkley's divorce trial begins July 2. Her husband had an affair with a teenager, you guys. [People]
  • Steve-O has pleaded guilty to cocaine possession. He'll avoid jail if he completes rehab. And snorts wasabi. No, just the first one. [People]
  • John Mayer was pulled over in West Hollywood for a missing license plate. He was waiting on the world light to change. [E!]
  • Have you seen the trailer for the new Angelina Jolie movie, Wanted? James McAvoy is hot; Angie is fierce, Morgan Freeman is the same guy he always plays. [Just Jared]
  • Freak ferris wheel accident on the set of the Hannah Montana movie! [TMZ]
  • Is Cameron Diaz dating Jennifer Aniston's ex? She was seen having dinner with Paul Sculfor, a "model" with whom Jen had been acquainted. [The Sun]
  • Has Madonna secretly been working on a memoir coming out in July???? [Mediabistro]
  • Ethan Hawke and his pregnant fiancée, Ryan Shawhughes: Seen applying for a marriage license. [Page Six]
  • Ryan Seacrest's new reality show: Momma's Boys. He's looking for guys who have a "unique and strong relationship" with their mothers. One can only imagine. [Page Six]
  • The dude who held up Lost star Josh Holloway and his wife at gunpoint was sentenced to 13 to 30 years in prison. You can't steal Sawyer's hotness, yo. [E!]
  • Survivor winner Richard Hatch has appealed his tax evasion conviction to the U.S. Supreme Court. Dude. Pay your taxes. [AP]
  • The new 90210 will be filmed at Torrance High School, the same one used for the original West Beverly High. [E!]
  • Meet the naked neighbor from Sex And The City: Gilles Marini, aka Dante. [E!]
  • Speaking of SATC, a bunch of stuff got cut: Steve's mom was supposed to die; Harry Goldenblatt was supposed to have a storyline involving a 21-year-old braless nanny; Aidan had an "amazing" scene. [MollyGood]
  • Bike messenger to Ellen Barkin: "You look hot, lady." [Page Six]
  • "I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven't met a lot of men who have said, 'You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.' I'm young and have a lot of hormones-I'm always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I'm in a relationship. Sex with random people who I've met at clubs is not really my thing." — Megan Fox. [E!]
  • "I'm a hypochondriac. I'm not allowed to watch medical TV shows. [Once], I was worried that I was going to step on glass, so I wore shoes even in my bed . . . I thought I had bird flu, so for a long time I wouldn't go near any birds." — Oscar-nominated actress Abigail Breslin. [Page Six]


The whole hypochondriac thing is what sucks about having autoimmune diseases. Since most people have more than one or at least a bunch of symptoms that are usually called other diseases but still part of the same one, people treat us like we are hypochondriacs... cause nobody could possibly suffer from more than one thing at once. Not talking about it doesn't help when one of my eyes is really red and people freak out and ask "Do you have pink eye?" "No, it is just a stroke." "ZOMG What do you mean *just* a stroke?" "It is not contagious, so don't worry." "But why do you have a stroke on your eye?" "It is autoimmune". Repeat ad infinitum.