This morning, Maury aired one of the weirdest episodes of the past decade, and, considering the show's usual subject matter, that's saying a lot. Today, the guests were all women with strange phobias, like being afraid of Jell-O, chicken, and cotton balls. Instead of helping these women or having a psychologist talk to them, Maury and his audience laughed at them, and Maury went to extremes to torture them. For example, Carolyn, a woman who is deathly afraid of cotton balls, has had a recurring nightmare for most of her life about a man made of cotton balls who tries to kill her. So Mo had two guys dress up in cotton ball costumes and chase her around the studio. Here's a tip for Carolyn should anyone try this again: spray the cotton ball men with a hose. They'll absorb all the water and hopefully fall down, and you can then commence kicking them in the cotton-less balls. Clip above.
I will in no way judge you for being afraid of cotton balls. I do not get it, but obviously it means something to you, so I will let it go. I will judge you, however, for being a moron and going on MAURY POVITCH to get over it. PLEASE please please go see a therapist, because this is obviously rooted in something horrible and cotton balls have come to represent something dreadful for you and you should get to the root of it.