The latest of the wholly unscientific "trends" which people have identified since the Recession started? The fellas at Kempt have read through decades of old Playboys to determine the feminine aesthetic ideal most in vogue in times of economic duress. Their findings? In the lean times,"men like their women a little taller, a little older, and a little more muscular. In short, we want farmer women to help us till the soil after the revolution comes." (Weirdly, they then cite Zooey Deschanel as an exemplar of this type.) [Kempt]
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Zooey Deschanel? She is petite and pixie-ish not to mention a little zanny, she is not the farmer type. (slapshead) Men, (shakeshead) who understands them?