The Under-Bed Burglar, 1909

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"But, horrors! In the morning she discovered that the scratching must have been caused by a naughty man who...had hidden under the bed until the family were all wrapped in the arms of Morpheus." [StarTribune]


Oh, how I long for the good ol' days, when burglars cared enough to dress in three piece suits before they broke in to my house through an open window. It was all so much more genteel back then.