The Obama birther story is the story that just won't die. (And why would it? It's filled with such delicious craziness!) Since we can't kill it, this morning, Gawker and True/Slant's Alex Pareene helps me mock it.
OMG ONE TIME WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO BE BORN MY PARENTS CROSSED THIS LINE IN DC TO THIS PLACE THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY PART OF THE US BECAUSE CRAZY PEOPLE SAY SO AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS GEOGRAPHY AND MY HEAD WAS OUTSIDE MY MOMS VA-JAY-JAY SO I WAS TECHNICALLY BORN KINDA AND NOW I ARE NOT AMURIKAN CITIZIN AND I WILL DIE FROM PATRIOTISM BLARGH.
(or: Fuck off.)