Twilight's been banned in Aussie Elementary schools. One teacher says:"We wanted to make sure [kids] realize it's fictitious and ensure they don't have a wrong grasp on reality." Wait, what?!?! A: He's a vampire. B: He's (mostly) celibate! [News.com.au]
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I don't think I can handle this, because it means I have to DEFEND Twilight. My hatred of banned books my dislike of sparkly vampires.
Good thing I'm already sitting down, because this is just too much.