Random Dude Bites Girl At New Moon Screening

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He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical]

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PhillipaMarlowe
Phillipa Marlowe

Poor thing. Though I kinda feel like we should be saying, 'Told you so.'

'Told you' that in actuality, Edward is a creepy old guy who wants to get it on with virginal teenagers and not a super-sexy boyfriend-hero.