[London, January 7. Image via Flynet.]
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Why the Hell Did Someone Hire a White Guy to Read an Essay That Begins 'I'm a Southern Black Woman'?
I love you but you're supposed to take out the rollers before leaving your home. Before, hun.
Also, you should have a themesong. Like "Here comes Pippi Longstockings" but for you.