Man Puts Penis In Pipe, Can't Remove It

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A British man got his penis stuck in a steel pipe and was freed by firefighters using a metal grinder. He wouldn't explain how it got stuck, but medics say they couldn't remove it because he was aroused. [The Sun]



Men and their penises. There was a story in the paper once about a guy who cut his penis off while sawing a piece of wood that was in his lap. The kids at the local trade school where I worked referred to their saws forever after as "Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers."

The guy's name and address was in the paper. Can you imagine the get well cards he must have gotten?