The folks at 69 Cookies (NSFW!) offer some pretty dirty treats, including the Bukkake and Cream in Your Jeans cookies pictured at left. If you're hungry for some Cockzilla, they've got that covered too. [69 Cookies via Thrillist (NSFW)]
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Once there was a gingerbread man,
Doing it in his gingerbread van.
Bedroom eyes and a cherry hose,
Pleasuring you down to your fingers and toes.
A gingerbread man in your gingerbread van!