We're just beginning SWEETEST SIXTEEN; if you've not yet cast your vote, do so now! For cakes, we've got Pound vs. Birthday; pies have Apple facing off against Pecan. The time to play favorites is now. [March Madness, Day 7]
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But what if you have pound cakes for your birthday? What a pickle!