Ouch! According to a survey of 1,000 adults taken by the somewhat shady-sounding "Phonepiggybank.com," at least "one third of Britons have suffered an ache or strain either before, during or after sex," including carpet burns and back pains. [DailyMail]
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Fell of a bed and smacked my head on a nightstand.
Fell of a lofted bed (hurt less the the regular bed, hm).
Elbows to hipbones and ribs.
Hipbones to hipbones (AIEEEE!).
And that's just the stuff I didn't ask for.