What If US Weekly Covered The Haute & Bothered Premiere

I've always wanted to do one GBU which was all US-style lame, desperate, nonsensical punny one-liners about the duds. Alloy TV's Haute & Bothered Season 2 premiere at Beverly Hills' Thompson Hotel was awful enough to be a good candidate.

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Ashley Robertson: Amazing Lace! NOT.


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Victoria Hervey: Pink Lady!


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Taryn Manning: Go back to 8 Mile! Tragic kingdom! Your outfit is at a crossroads!


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Courtenay Semel: Filthy ripped cattle dive!


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Malin Akerman: The heartbreak kid! 27 messes! Couples: retreat!


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Devon Aoki: Electric Barbarella! Something About the Way You Look Tonight is making me think Sin City! The leather-shocking tales! (Ok, that last one was all me.)


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PaintedTrollop
PaintedTrollop

Is that a giant mood ring in the middle of Ashley Robertson's porn star get up?