Mom Freaks Out Over American Idol Results

Upon learning Lee DeWyze won American Idol, the mom in this clip screams, "Oh my god my whole life is ruined!" We're pretty sure she isn't Crystal Bowersox's mom, so we must conclude that DeWyze killed her puppy. [Buzzfeed]



Part of me wants to be snarky and say my piece about the kind of person who puts that much stock into a dumbass reality show instead of caring about world events a single iota...

but then I remember that I was similarly obsessed with the finale of LOST less than a week ago, so maybe I should keep my trap shut.