According to the book Frou-Frou, Frisby, And Brick, a compilation of unusual baby names picked from official records, there are children out there named "Anna Sassin" and "Lettice Pray," which would both make pretty decent derby names, no?
There is a woman who goes to my church whose names is Pat Butts. Yes, I'm apparently 5 because, yes, I still giggle when I hear it.
There is also a pastor in town named Harry Johnson.
Sometimes I wish I were mature, but I doubt that'll ever happen.
(Speaking of different baby names, if I ever have a kid and it's a girl, I want to name her Aisling. Pretty, and Irish if I'm not mistaken.)