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Boobs And Harlequin Costumes On The Red Carpet

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So, after a blitz of round-the-world openings, Inception finally had its official, big-deal Hollywood premiere at the famed Grauman's Chinese Theatre. And yes, Ellen Page et al still looked nifty. And then there was the Breast Dress...

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First of all, how's about a little Hump Day cute? Claire Geare, Jonathan Geare and Taylor Geare have officially made my day.


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AnnaLynne McCord continues in her quest to be the Lisa Rinna of her generation. There are worse goals.


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Did I mention that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was in a bowtie and hobo shoes, like he was about to break into "We're a Couple of Swells?" Because he was.


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I love that a fabrication I've come to associate more with Eileen Fisher formalwear, here looks totally fresh.


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Danica McKellar, and guest, in jersey florals.


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The Lee-Hounsous, looking pleased with the world, slightly uncomfy in skin-tight silk.


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Carrie-Ann Moss does the whole 90s "I'm-still-me-even-dressed-up!" thing.


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Did I mention that Phoebe Price was there? In a fedora and a harlequin doll costume? Because she totally was.


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I believe I promised cleavage? Erica Rose.

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Boob dress? Oh come on, not that's just body snark. There is nothing wrong with the way that dress is cut, the actress is showing a lot of cleavage b/c she has a lot of cleavage. It's not like she can change that, and she shouldn't be snarked on just b/c her boobs are big. Everything that needs to be covered is covered.