Head to the Pinup RDJ tumblr for dozens of these images. The creator explains, "Vintage pinups are the pinnacle of art. Robert Downey Jr. is the pinnacle of sexy. It's not rocket science." Actually, that still makes no sense.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I've seen Robert Downey Jr. as a female sailor with her legs wrapped around the mast of a ship. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.