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A Guide To Eating Food Off The Floor

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Forget the five second rule — this handy chart takes into account the many complex variables to consider when eating dropped foodstuffs, including stickiness, your feelings on feline hygiene, and who's around to witness your shameful behavior. Click to enlarge.

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I LOVE FLOWCHARTS. Can we have a Flowchart Day, or something?