Perhaps Paris Is Team Slytherin

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[Hawaii, December 22. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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I would like everyone to just take a moment and think about how awful it would be to throw on a swimsuit, coverup, and hat and head poolside to catch some relaxation rays only to run up against a wall of paparazzi. And then to realize you are in an immensely unflattering suit normally found on the clearance rack in the juniors section of Ross.