Oprah's Oprahtastic TV Channel Has Launched, Finally

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The Oprah Winfrey Network was born today! Now you can watch as many shows about Oprah, Oprah's celebrity-friends, self-improvement philosophers, love bowls, and Miracle Detectives as you want. Will people tune in and "OWN it," lol, or ignore it?

DISCUSSION

She just won't ever go away, will she? In the year 2111, we'll be watching robot Oprah.

I, for one, do not welcome our new robot Oprah overlords.