The New Gatsby Film Will Be In 3D and Shot In Australia

Yes, the Great American Novel will be adapted for people wearing very silly glasses and will be shot in a country that is not America. Kind of like how in Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments, all of the Egyptians were played by white people in brunette wigs and bronzer, plus Yul Brynner, who was Russian.

Oh, Hollywood! So much magic that you border on insanity!

3D Great Gatsby To Film In Australia [NYT]


I feel bad for all of the high school teachers who are going to have grade papers and essays based on this movie. Hopefully, there will at least be some luls.