In response to Florida legislators admonishing Rep. Scott Randolph for remarking that his wife should "incorporate her uterus," the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida launched a website today that lets women do just that. IncorporateMyUterus.com lets women personalize and print a declaration that reads, "When a corporation has more protections than a woman, the best way to keep lawmakers out of your business is to be your own business." The head of the ACLU of Florida says that soon the site will add a feature that allows men to incorporate an honorary uterus.
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