3000 Pairs Of Panties Dumped Near Highway

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If you've misplaced any underwear recently, it might have turned up on the side of a highway in Ohio. Today in Fairfield County, police found about 3,000 pairs of panties strewn in trees and along hillsides at four dumping locations. Officers collected 10 bags of the "evidence," which includes worn and unworn panties in a variety of sizes. We aren't sure what's going on here, but it sounds like a job for the Hot Cops.




Am I the only one who objects to the word "panties"? Maybe it's because I didn't grow up calling them that (strictly an "underwear" girl myself), but I find the word unbelievably creepy and gross. I kind of wish all websites with a feminist bent wouldn't use this word, but maybe I'm overreacting.